Personalized roasts, hand-written and hand-drawn — published on our site and emailed straight to you. Because love is savage.
Start My Roast →Name, relationship, and a few facts we can use against them.
Mild, Medium, or Nuclear — you set the heat.
Your roast goes up on our site and lands in your inbox within 24 hours.
A generic joke gets a laugh. A roast built from an inside joke, a real habit, or something only the two of you would find funny — that's what actually lands. Personalized messages like this bring people closer; they show someone you pay attention, not just that you remembered an occasion. That's the whole idea behind Roast Mail: every roast is written from the details you give us, so it feels like it could only be about that one person.
Currently set to: MEDIUM
